First of all, if I were a real Davis student, I wouldn’t be listed as a visitor or from unknown college.
But if I did major in Los Angeles, I’d be Magna Cum Laude motherfuckers. 
Edit: this program says I’m a real Davis student which I knew was a lie straight off the bat but WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD WOULD IT KILL YOU TO HAVE BEEN MORE TRANSPARENT, PROGRAM TO WHOM I AM REFERRING BY NOUN AND NOT BY TITLE

First of all, if I were a real Davis student, I wouldn’t be listed as a visitor or from unknown college.

But if I did major in Los Angeles, I’d be Magna Cum Laude motherfuckers. 

Edit: this program says I’m a real Davis student which I knew was a lie straight off the bat but WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD WOULD IT KILL YOU TO HAVE BEEN MORE TRANSPARENT, PROGRAM TO WHOM I AM REFERRING BY NOUN AND NOT BY TITLE

Two months after graduation and my transcript says I made it on the dean’s honor list… It’s small but to me it’s fucking monumental after such a shit week. 

I hate Political Science with a fucking passion. No. Let me rephrase. I hate this T.A. because he couldn’t write anything else but “You don’t really elaborate on that” when I just spent 7 fucking pages on something I’ve heavily footnoted on why she should go against her constituents and on groups (not coalitions, SORRY FOR NOT KNOWING EVERYTHING) THAT ARE AGAINST THE HIGH SPEED RAIL. 

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